September 2009
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The Next Culture War →
By New York Times Columnist David Brooks. Good thoughts included, FREE!
“I once got into a fight with my girlfriend while listening to Weird Al’s...”
– Travis via College Humor
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“I think people need to mind their own business. I don’t care if it was...”
– Lil’ Wayne
ADVICE FOR AMERICA AS IT FACES THE END OF EMPIRE... →
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Poland okays forcible castration for pedophiles →
The 8th Amendment does not apply in Poland.
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Interview Fail
Live feed interviews are typically pretty boring. Some guy or gal in the field reporting on a topic which you care very little about. They are always way too serious, even about the stupidest things, like a peanut hunt at a local day care. Then there’s that delay, which I’m convinced they put there intentionally these days. The delay is just awkward. The reporters always move...
And I like you. So there’s that. I got that.
—Garden State
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Selling My Body
…kind of…
I “donated” blood plasma today. And walked out of there with $20 in my pocket. Schweeeet!
I told the nurse filling out my medical history that I once fainted after giving blood. He responded: “Oh…they won’t like that. We’ll just leave that off the record. Don’t faint on me today—just means more paperwork.”
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Botched Execution--Try Again? →
An Ohio man on death row was granted one week of reprieve. The execution team could not find a suitable vein, even with the help of the prisoner, Romell Broom. Broom was convicted with the kidnapping, rape, and murder of a 14 year old girl 25 years ago.
The question now is, should the state be allowed to carry out the execution? Or did they have their chance, and failed to make it work? ...
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“…where meaning is genuinely to be found—in families, in friends, in...”
– John Gatto
Yo Blogger, Im happy for you and Ima let you finish. But tumblr is the best blog platform of all time…of all time!!
WatchSaudy.
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Obama calling Kanye an Asshole—I think...
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Johns Hopkins Student Kills Burglar...With Samurai... →
Way to go, man. I believe fully in the right to defend yourself and your property, by any means. Good work.
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Kanye West: What Are You Doing?
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Kanye, man, Ca’mon. Listen, I agree with you that Beyonce deserved the award—hell yes. But she didn’t get it. Oh well. This was Taylor Swift’s first moonman, and a special moment in her budding career—and you ruined it. Way to go, man.
No one blames you for your opinion, it’s how...
Jay-Z Ticket Reactions
Just out of curiosity, I twitter searched “Jay-Z tickets,” after I nabbed mine. The results were the most almost humorous. A range of emotions from pissed at missing out, to excited about getting tickets. But all the reactions had one thing in common: poor grammar. Ca’mon people!
If you’re gonna put your opinions out there, at least make sure they make sense! The only...
Never face facts; if you do, you’ll never get up in the morning. - Marlo Thomas
